Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Coming To America


Asashoryu, Jimmy, and I are en route to the United States. We are over the Pacific now, will land in Los Angeles, fly from LAX to the International Airport of Tijuana, and cross from Tijuana back into the U.S. Jimmy says this will be much quicker than waiting to get through security at LAX.

Got you, right? Just kidding. So you see I have been studying the political situation in the U.S. so that I can ask challenging question and give a good endorsement.

Jimmy has scheduled time with candidates Biden, Kucinich, Romney, Edwards, Osama, and Thompson. He says there are several more -- this is a very big race! No wonder too, when I was in politics it was a much riskier business.

The flight is long. Asashoryu is getting very hungry. Everyone on board agreed to give all their food to him, but he's hungry again and there's still two hours left on the flight. Asashoryu is very sensitive to his blood sugar level, so I fear what will happen if the flight attendants do not find more food.

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